A slip of the tongue

Author: B8

Date: February 23, 2004

by B8
2-23-04
Hey honey. I decided to just come on up and- yowza! That's a different look!
You like it, big boy? Why don't you come over here and have some fun?
Do I! Let me get cleaned up first.
Wait! Don't you want to take me now, before I'm not in the mood? After all, I can only work up this enthusiasm so many times in a day.
You've been this enthusiastic today? About what?
My... shampoo! That's it! Herbal Essences! Oh, oh, my hair is clean, and so on!