The mystery solved (itself)

Author: B8

Date: February 23, 2004

by B8
2-23-04
Man, she sure is acting funny. First she's coming on to me in her lingere, and next she's talking about shampoo induced orgasms. She's not usually this erotic before dinner.
Wonder what could have brought on a mood like that? What ever could it have been?
Maybe it was the sweet loving of a gun toting kangaroo terrorist? In fact, I'm sure it is, ya hairy poofter! Only one such as I could satisfy a woman like that!
I should be crushed, but looking at you from this vantage point, I just feel inadequate. Jeez, do usually have a case to carry that thing in?