A dead kangaroo is the least of their problems

Author: B8

Date: February 23, 2004

by B8
2-23-04
I killed him...
You bastard, how could you?
Well, beyond the fact that he was having sex with my wife and holding a gun on me, he was just damn insufferable.
But I loved him! He could be so sweet and thoughtful. And that gigantic dick of his was nice, too.
You know this thing is still loaded, right?