Planet of the Apes Condensed

Author: B8

Date: March 5, 2004

by B8
3-05-04
Oh wow, I have landed on another planet!
Wait, what is that over there? It appears that the planet is run by apes and humans are considered animals!
The Part of the Apes are played by monkeys in today's strip.
Yes, we rule the Earth, abohrent talking human who shouldn't be talking because he's a human!
Some of us are sympathetic towards humans, but most of us are just an allegory for the way humans treat each other. When we're not eating delicious bannanas, that is.
Oh my god, this familiar landmark has made me realize that we are actually on Earth!
I could have told you that if you'd bother to ask me! Just because a girl's quiet and barely dressed doesn't mean I can't speak, you insensitive jerk!