What if Thor wasn't in Thor: Vikings at all?

Author: B8

Date: March 6, 2004

by B8
3-06-04
We've been at sea for thousands of years! Now that we're in New York, it's time to rape and pillage!
And cut off everyone's heads. Can't forget that!
We certainly pillaged this place in record time. And don't even get me started on the raping!
Speaking of that, our leader sure did make Thor his bitch! Oh wait, Odinson is back! And he has a swishy magician and some other people I've never seen before with him! There goes our boss!
One big fight scene later.
Thor sure did show me what for, punching me in to space and all. That makes him totally even with me for throwing him in to the river earlier.