Kill Bill Condensed (Now with 100% less action scenes!)

Author: B8

Date: March 11, 2004

by B8
3-11-04
I'm going to kill you like I killed that Asian assassain earlier.
Okay. Want some cereal first? There's a great prize in the box!
I'm going to kill you like I killed all of the members of the Yakuza in Japan just now and how I plan to kill that black assassain later.
But I have a tragic past! Didn't you see the cartoon version of it a minute ago?
Before I can kill anyone, I have to make my toe move.
Just go kill them! No one wants to see your freakishly large toe, anyway!