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| You see that puppy over there? I hate him! He's getting everyone's attention, and he doesn't deserve it! Not when I'm around! | |
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| Oh, well, that's completely reasonable... | |
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| You hear the terrible news? That puppy across the street is dead! I feel so depressed. I just don't know what to do with myself. | |
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| What the hell are you talking about? Didn't you hate that puppy? | |
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| Yeah, but now that he's dead, I feel obligated to act like he meant something to me. | |
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| You're so human sometimes it's sickening. | |
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