Sometimes animals are just like us

Author: B8

Date: April 8, 2004

by B8
4-08-04
You see that puppy over there? I hate him! He's getting everyone's attention, and he doesn't deserve it! Not when I'm around!
Oh, well, that's completely reasonable...
A few weeks later...
You hear the terrible news? That puppy across the street is dead! I feel so depressed. I just don't know what to do with myself.
What the hell are you talking about? Didn't you hate that puppy?
Yeah, but now that he's dead, I feel obligated to act like he meant something to me.
You're so human sometimes it's sickening.