It would also be funnier if I did the middle caption right

Author: B8

Date: April 10, 2004

by B8
4-10-04
In this month's issue of Sincere, Soulful Self Published Indie Comic you'll get: long dialogues about things the writer's interested in!
I tell you, man, the world just hasn't been the same since they tried to take down the mural of the frog in Austin.
Really. It's like, how long can we keep the heartless corporate machine at bay before they homogonize everything? It really makes you think about that, y'know
More long dialogues!
So I just stared in her window. I wanted to go in and ask her why we'd broken up, but I couldn't bring myself to ring the doorbell. So I just stood there, and watched her breathe as she watched TV.
Why did I have to pick a sensitive, skinny roomate? If I have to hear him talk about his feelings any more I'm never gonna be able to gorge myself in peace
Weirdness that you would understand if you were smarter, damn it!
Headin' out again?
To the plantation!