He went on a full scholarship

Author: B8

Date: June 2, 2004

by B8
6-02-04
Hey, what's that you have in your hand, dude?
What, this? Why, it's just a... er... um... pig massager! That's it! It massages the flesh right off you!
You really suck at making eupenisms, you know that?
They didn't really cover that in Slaughtering School. We mainly just learned how to Slaughter things. It wasn't a very diverse curriculum.