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by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
At TLA, Linkin and Greeny discuss their day...
So I grabbed Homey by the ankles and stuck my wang in...
Woah...what's that!?
That would be Jesus, Greeny.
Hey Taco! Why are your palms bleeding?

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Daed, on his way to the porn shop, meets Taco.
So Taco, what's been going on?
Nothing, got a blind date later. I'mma gonna get laid!
Cool. Who set you up?
Nonevil's gonna give me the address over the phone.
Apartment 3B? I thought that was yours?
Uh....No..I moved out...that's right. Remember, wear a blindfold. She's Kinky.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
What happened, Couch?
Reaper tried to kill himself.
Is he okay?
Dunno, I'll ask him.
Hey Reap! Cobra wants to know how you're feeling.
Hammer-riffic

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Rogaine looks for love on the internet
ASL?
16/f/NY
Sweet, Wanna cyber?
Yeah baby, I'm wet.
Shit yeah. I'm a boy, BTW
Oh, I know.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Did you notice that at the end of every conversation we all have, someone says something funny?
Right, like a punch line or something.
Weird, if you think about it.
Totally.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Causing mayhem, huh?
Yeah.
It's not really your best work.
Yeah, I know. I'm kinda tired.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
And then, as I was walking along, Rogaine jumped out and started stabbing himself...
Mmm hmm
I begged him to stop, but then he backed the car over himself and lit on fire...
Dammit.
Wanna see my dinky?

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Okay, we're trapped on this lifeboat, and all out of food. We're going to have to eat each other's semen to survive, Linkin.
No Spanky, you're just undressing yourself and trying to get on me again.
Maybe so, but we'll have to keep occupied to maintain our sanity.
I mean, the sanity we have left.
We're at Sea World.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
...so I grease it all up and shove it in the phone...
Okay, Nonevil, that's disgusting. I don't need to hear this.
You do your disgusting thing and leave me out of it.
Don't worry baby, we don't need him.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
So Cobra, why'd you want me to meet you in the graveyard alone? Why'd you dye your hair? Nice Trenchcoat, BTW.
Oh, you wanted to show me your gun? That's cool. How many bullets does it hold? How much did it cost?
An Hour Later
Where am I? Why is my lung collapsed?

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Sorry, but when someone sets my dog on fire, I gotta take legal action.
Since when is arson illegal?
Listen man, just because we're friends doesn't mean I'm gonna let you off. You're gonna get jail time for this one.
Ya know?
May as well make it worth it.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
I know already that this comic's gonna suck.
Tell me about it. There isn't even a background.
Turn into something.
How's that?
I've seen better.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Bumping party, huh?
Ya, it's not bad.
Where's the drink I got you?
I figured it's main ingredient was roofies, so I dumped it in your beer.
Really now?
Ya.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Hi there little girl...
Hewo.
Did you hear about the murderous rapist hiding in these woods?
No!
Did you hear what happend in the woods?
Ya! Nonevil got raped by some asian kid!

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
This is a goat.
This is sex.
This is goatse.cx. Any Questions?

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Check this shit out.
JESUS DOESN'T EXIST!
Religious attacks are always the funniest.
Dude, I just got struck by lightning.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Try to find three things wrong with this picture
AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Wow, a ninja. Guess your gonna Kung-Fu Shit my ass, huh?
Yes Daed. I will destroy you.
Oh no. Guess I should run for my life.
You should, unless you negotiate.
Piss off Taco, I know it's you. And you can't borrow my DVD.
God Dammit.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
You know, Reaper, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
I mean, maybe we could find you another dead rat.
He was the first one I ever shot with a staple gun.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Such a horrible sight.
Indeed.
Maybe we should do something about it.
I concur.
Still horrible.
Quite.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
At BadlyDrawnBoy's interview...
Ever hear of Mario Comics?
No.
Couch Chimpanzee? Perfect Dark *Social*? GameFAQs? TLA?
No. No. No. No.
What about...
Goodbye.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Hey sweet thang! I see you!
Oh Jesus...he saw me...
Where you goin' baby? Wanna pat Mr. Wupah? Or don't, hey, call me! I'm in the book!
Oh god, I think he touched my arm...
It's sad that women can be that drunk and still find you unnattractive, Taco.
It's as small as a needle, but it works like a sewing machine! Ho-YA!

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Oh, hey baby. I didn't notice you there.
I just thought I'd come home to tell you...
I love you...

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Everything is gone...
I'm all alone in this world...no other people or animals to communicate with...how will I go on...
PORNOGRAPHY!
Oooooh!

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
LIEK I M SO 1337!!11!shiftone!
LOL, BTW.
STFU & GTFO
OMGWTFLOLBBQ!
Man, they're right! We do sound like fucking retards!
What you say?

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Fixing the TV
Is quite hard when you are drunk
Ow. I hurt myself.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Hi, I'm Cobra.
Hi, I'm Reaper.
Hi, I'm Daed.
Hi, I'm Taco, and This is Mr. Wupah.
Hi, I'm Couch Chimpanzee.
Hi. I'm you, the reader. And I'm pissed off at this lame strip.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-03-04
Oh, hey death.
It's time.
Already? just let me do one more thing.
No problem. Just make it quick.
Damn, Cobra, right in the nuts. Are you okay?
Where did that bastard Greeny go!?

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
Oh, Hello Kesa. What kind of animal dragged you in today?
Oh, It's Grim. I was wondering what smell was making me feel violently ill.
What's with them?
They met awhile back, and it ended up with them exchanging blows.
Oh. What were they fighting about?
I meant a different kind of blow.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
Man, I'm depressed.
What's up Dark?
I'm still upset about it.
Don't worry about it man...It's cool.
I just feel really bad.
Everyone kills a stripper at least once in their life dude.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
What the hell is that!?
That, spanky, Is my new friend Rusty.
Hey Fella, what you got in the box?
He's a bit eccentric.
Kitty's Ovaries.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
You see this Rusty guy that Daed's been hanging out with?
No...yo, Linkin's yelling at you.
WHAT?! Fuck off and put it back in your pants!
WOAH....Stabbing Greeny, huh? Well, I'm just going to run away and scream now.
Ovaries!

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
So your little friend Rusty's killed Greeny, Couch, Reaper, and Kesa. You're going to have to get rid of him.
It's not a big deal. Everybody kills Kesa.
I know you're attatched, but he has to go. Look, he's chasing Rogaine now.
Don't run man! That only provokes him!! Don't worry Cobra, he'll be fine.
Woah, okay...Well, he's not suffering, at least.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
You don't love Rusty anymore?
No...You're just...killing too many people, so I have to let you go.
I Don't understand...
I don't mind...but other people, namely their familys, do. No have to go now.
Stab?
No, Rusty, No more stabbing.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
In DarkSaiiyanSS7's Room
Ha! My level 70 Wizard destroys your level 30 Warrior with "Hyper-Fire-Thing!"
You're all as weak hearted as puny goblins! I can destroy that Giant Thunder-Dragon with one swipe of my "Wand of No Mercy" I found in the deepest level of Mangor's Cavern!
Hi, I'm a girl. I've been sent here for my community service work to have sex with the socially-challenged.
NOT NOW BITCH! I got a Wild Thangor Demon up my ass!

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
What should I tell them?
Nothing. Wait until you talk to me. Otherwise, they'll get something, and you'll go to jail with big sex-deprived men.
I DID IT OFFICER!!!!!!!
I hate this job.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
Dear Characters of BadlyDrawnBoy. How come you all keep dieing and coming back to life?
Magic.
Health-care is free in Canada.
We're like those cats. Completely hairless. I mean, 9 lives.
Is this supposed to be funny or something?
Probably. C'mon, let's go ask Micheal Jackson if he'd be intrested in the priesthood.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
Knock Knock!
Hi, I'm Rusty. I've been taking anger management classes and have come to apologize for my behavior last time we met.
You? Fuck off you freaky little mutant!
Knock Knock.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
We've replaced President Bush's brain with Folger's Coffee.
Let's see if anyone notices.
We must fight terrorism...

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
If I learned anything today, It's to never stick your dick in the toaster.
It may look good on paper, but it's the most painful thing you'll ever experience.
Just trust me on this one guys. You don't need to find out for yourself.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-14-04
Hey, do you wanna fuck?
No thanks, I just turned lesbian
Well, I heard that lesbian's need dick just as much.
Practice fucking yourself lately?
Don't get all bitchy at me. the mace only stung for two days last time I had sex.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-15-04
Yeah, so what's your favorite movie then?
Reservoir Dogs.
Hmm...which one was that again?
I'll show you.
Two minutes later...
"Cause I'm stuck in the middle with you..."
FUCK! YOU CUT OFF MY GODDAMN EAR!!

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-15-04
...and thus, one must consider the many factors of why there's so much crime in this world. It all boils down to poverty. Governments take away people's money for these anti-drug,anti-gun legislations
Doing so causes more violence, due to loss of civilian money. Drugs and guns don't create crime, nessecity for money creates crime.
Holy shit! A Talking dog!

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-15-04
And now, on the political side, here's Peter Mansbridge.
Thank you, Wendy. Live via Satalite, I'm talking to the leader of the Conservative Party, Stephen Harper. Stephen, what are your plans as the election date draws near?
HAHAHAHA!!!! CANADA WILL BE MINE!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Strong words, from Mr. Stephen Harper, leader of the Conservative Party. Back to you, Wendy.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-15-04
Okay Dave, what happened.
I tripped and fell off that cliff.
Uh huh. So do you feel dead this time?
No...no, i think I'm okay. Just a bump on the head. I'll be fine, Death, I don't have to cross this time either.
You don't even have a back side to your head. You're brains are splattered on that rock.
No, no...that was there when I got here.

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-15-04
I'm sick of all this goddamn bickering over gay marrage rights. if people want to get married, they should be allowed to.
It's not hurting you, It's not terrorizing your children, it's not changing your rights. It's giving equal treatment to everyone, which is what things should be like.
And call your gandmother. She misses you.
The old Parkinson's acting up again!

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-15-04
As per to your E-Mail requests, we at BadlyDrawnBoy would like to present a very special comic.
And now, I am proud to present, "Jesus Kills A Shitload Of People"
GOD DAMMIT JESUS! You ruin everything!

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-15-04
[insult]
[retort]
[counter-retort]
[questioning of sexual-preference]
[statement of found wallet, followed by apology]
[acceptance]

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-15-04
Assistant-Boy, take a letter.
A-oK.
Dear Assistant-Boy: Due to your poor work and lack of intelligence, you will be fired from BadlyDrawnBoysoley for the purpose of my wanting to put a foosball table where your desk is. End Letter.
Mmm hmm...yeah...
Okay, is Assistant-Boy one word or two?

 

by BadlyDrawnBoy
6-16-04
What are you in for?
A car hit me and I caused $4,000 worth of damage to the fender and winsheild.
I loaned my name to an offensive website.
what about the guy behind you?
[beep beep beep]
That's just Gilles Douceppe. He's giving us a speach about the Bloc Quebecois.

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