I know someone like this.

Author: BadlyDrawnBoy

Date: January 4, 2004

by BadlyDrawnBoy
1-04-04
In DarkSaiiyanSS7's Room
Ha! My level 70 Wizard destroys your level 30 Warrior with "Hyper-Fire-Thing!"
You're all as weak hearted as puny goblins! I can destroy that Giant Thunder-Dragon with one swipe of my "Wand of No Mercy" I found in the deepest level of Mangor's Cavern!
Hi, I'm a girl. I've been sent here for my community service work to have sex with the socially-challenged.
NOT NOW BITCH! I got a Wild Thangor Demon up my ass!