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by Barfly
9-25-03
That afternoon at the White House...
So, did you guys find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
To be honest, Mr. President...
We searched every corner in every building throughout that whole damn country... But no, nothing threatening to find whatsoever...
Is this guy using a weapon of mass distraction right now?
But we DID find a kitchen knife!

 

by Barfly
9-25-03
A Message to the People.
Dear fellow Americans...
We've all seen the damage caused by hurricane Isabel last week. But there's more: our citizens die from cancer (the ozone layer), virusses, excessive heat and tidewaves, snake bites.
Read my lips: we won't take this any longer! We won't stand aside anymore! It's time for justice! Time for "War Against Nature''
Yeah! Clap clap clap! God bless America!

 

by Barfly
9-26-03
A Confession to the Lord...
Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned...
snooork... snooork...
Er... Lord? Hello? Will you please listen to me for a minute? Lord?
snooork... - mumble -
Okay guys, show this jerk that we're serious about our Freedom of Speech!
A A A A R G H H ! !

 

by Barfly
9-26-03
Monday, 7.15 A.M.
Hey, what a beautiful morning! A perfect day to ride my beautiful horse at my beautiful ranch and eat 17 packs of chewing gum!
....RIIIINNNG .... RRRIIIINNG .... ...RRRRIIIING .... -click-
Howdy, pardner! This is George's answering thing. Message after you-know-what. -BEEP- -click- Hi George. Just wanted to say they've sacked 29000 people from ChewGum Inc. due to economic circumstances.

 

by Barfly
9-26-03
Tuesday, meeting at the UN Security Council.
Dear friends and allies...
Hey! Nous sommes pas votres amies!
Excusez-moi?
La France iszn't yoor friend, we oppozed ze war, remember? And so it turnz out, we were right, n'est-ce pas? Ze war wasn't nécessaire, eh?
Er... dear friends and French ones...
Much better, zank you! (quelle idiot!)

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