The Finest Family Revelations of George W. Bush, part 5447

Author: Barfly

Date: September 26, 2003

by Barfly
9-26-03
Monday, 7.15 A.M.
Hey, what a beautiful morning! A perfect day to ride my beautiful horse at my beautiful ranch and eat 17 packs of chewing gum!
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Howdy, pardner! This is George's answering thing. Message after you-know-what. -BEEP- -click- Hi George. Just wanted to say they've sacked 29000 people from ChewGum Inc. due to economic circumstances.