My friend Hamilton wrote this strip.

Author: BartFargo

Date: March 19, 2001

by BartFargo
3-19-01
My mommy says everybody has a special gift Mr. Cthulhu.
Your Mommy's right Jane.
I can whistle through my teeth. What can you do Mr. Cthulhu?
I can open a portal to the dark dimension directly into a man's soul driving his mind to madness.
Is that what happened to my daddy Mr. Cthulhu?
No, your daddy is just a rummy Jane.