"The Dark Knight" Meets "A Christmas Carol," Sort Of

Author: Bathmat_and_Rubbing

Date: July 19, 2008

At Work On Christmas Eve
Scrooge, it's Christmas Eve, and I was hoping I could leave early on account of my family. May you tally the books?
Sometimes around here I talk to myself and say, "LEDGER, I have a hard time quitting you."
I suppose you want Christmas Day off too. Then arrive here that much earlier the next morning to make up for it!
Thank you! Now I can FACE up to the rest of my work day. I still have a little to MAKE-UP. Have you seen my HEATH bar?
Tiny Tim! Where is your crutch? Hey, remember the good times when I would deal you a JOKER instead of a jack?
"Good times" as in last month? My legs had to be amputated because I lost the card money! Now I play chess, and I win with THE DARK KNIGHT.