The Wrath of Icahn

Author: Bathmat_and_Rubbing

Date: July 20, 2008

Carl Icahn, billionaire financier, aboard the Enterprise
Captain, I have five times your strength and a washboard for a stomach!
Oh, yeah? I have a six-pack, and . . . a few extra cans thrown in for good measure. Washboard? Then do my laundry!
Icahn, you have my ship, and I want it back!