CC 239 - Joe Dolce

Author: Bazilla

Date: April 7, 2004

by Bazilla
4-07-04
Wassamatta you? Why you look so sad?
Oh, I'm just kinda down because my puppy died. And my sister moved out because she couldn't cope with my parent's divorce.
It'sa not so bad.
AND THEN my best friend commited suicide yesterday, and I need new glasses and my father tried to rape me this morning. And my mother only has 2 weeks to live because her iron lung is irrepairable.
AH, SHUDDUPPA YOUR FACE!