One Man And His Frog 9

Author: Bazilla

Date: July 28, 2004

by Bazilla
7-28-04
Son, I don't know who you think we are. But we've got more important things to do than look for a missing frog.
But you don't understand! He's MY frog, and I can't cope without him! And he'll be cold and possibly drowning RIGHT NOW.
That may be the case, but regardless, the person, or frog, in this case, has to have been missing for three days before a search begins.
Look, you go find him right this instant, or my associate will make you well aware of the suffering I've had to put up with in the past two days.
BUTTERCAKES! BUTTERCAKES! BUTTERCAKES!
Oh man, fine, I'll find your frog, just shut this thing up.