This has probably been done before.

Author: Bazilla

Date: December 20, 2001

by Bazilla
12-20-01
I've had a bad day?
You seemed to of had a bad day how may I help?
It started when those rotor generated turbines wouldn't turn by themselves..
It seems as if your bad day was that when the rotor generated turbines wouldn't turn by themselves, how may I help?
Well.. you could hold these two pieces of paper together for me.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?