The funniest joke in Britain and the World.

Author: Bazilla

Date: December 21, 2001

by Bazilla
12-21-01
This is the funniest joke in Britain according to a poll somewhere.
Docter, there's a lettuce stuck up my arse!
Hey that's just the tip of the iceberg!
It seems better than the world's funnies joke!
Sherlock Holmes and Docter Watson were out camping lying in their sleeping bags, looking up at the sky. Sherlock asked Watson: "Looking up at the sky what do you notice?"
Watson then said: "I notice that there are thousands of stars out there, andthat there is so much ou there in the universe" and then Holmes replied "No I notice that someone's nicked our tent!"