CC 100: 7 rules follower

Author: Bazilla

Date: February 15, 2002

by Bazilla
2-15-02
As it is the Christmas 1984, I will tell you an interesting fact, people die when hit by cars driving at 150mph. Now for a word from Santa:
EVIL SANTA IS KILLING YOU! AND I'M NOT TALKING BANTER!
You seem ever so angry, angrier than my dad.
YES, WELL WHEN YOU TURNED UP HE FELT REAL BAD!
I sure hope you'll get killed by Dave.
BURMA SHAVE!