Dear Bazilla.....

Author: Bazilla

Date: February 19, 2002

by Bazilla
2-19-02
Dear Bazilla, I'm having trouble being liked, everyone hates me. How do I get people to like me?
If I knew I'd tell you.
How come people don't like me yet they like, say, people that get raped by robots?
You see, assraping robots have somehow dominated the new millenium.
If I turn into an ass raping robot, will people like me?
That's it! I need to turn into an ass raping robot!