The Demon wants a job #2 (not flatmate)

Author: Bazilla

Date: February 22, 2002

by Bazilla
2-22-02
AND WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON HERE FOR THE JOB AT "CORNHOLERS LTD."?
Well, I'm used to being cornholed, also I have the second longest cornholer in the world.
Oh, and is it possible if I can live here too?
RIGHT, OKAY YOU'RE HIRED, THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE TEST YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH NOW.
Really!? Oh good, what is it?