Life of Brian - How to please a woman

Author: Bazilla

Date: March 9, 2002

by Bazilla
3-09-02
Hello sweetie! Have you lost weight?
What! I used to be fat!
No, uh it's just...WOW! I love that new shirt!
I've had it for a year!
Um, uh, *ahem* I love you!
Oh you say the sweetest things! I love you too!