Life of Brian - Cricket's hearing

Author: Bazilla

Date: March 9, 2002

by Bazilla
3-09-02
What did you do in school today Suzy?
I proved that a cricket's ears *are* in their legs.
Really! How did you do that?
Well, I got the cricket and told it to "shoe" and it did....
....then I took off all it's legs and told it to "shoe" and it didn't move, therefore crickets must hear in their legs.