The un-dumb series 1

Author: Bazilla

Date: April 25, 2002

by Bazilla
4-25-02
Dude, what you thinking about?
Well, it was to this day, 4 years and 4 months ago my wife died.
and.....?
and I'm a little upset that I'm still single after all those years.
Sorry, you wouldn't understand, you've been single all your life, what with the ninth eye and all.