Star Wars / McDonalds 1

Author: Bazilla

Date: April 27, 2002

by Bazilla
4-27-02
What the fuck do you want Yoda?
Your fathers defiance I sense in you, you must unlearn what you have learned. Bad marketing, terrible burgers, coke imitations, The Burger King side of the Force are they.
A Big Mac, I will have, but three times as big as it was.
That's impossible, that's too big!
Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?