Adventures at the K-Lite Board -16/1

Author: BenderSkweeky

Date: January 23, 2003

by BenderSkweeky
1-23-03
Borg and Bjork, two friendly aliens, are send one a five-year mission, to seek out strange new civilizations...
I've heard that this planet is called EARTH. Let's find out if there are any INTELLIGENT LIFEFORMS here.
And IF we find them we can SHARE our technologies, like the Interstellar Warpdrive, cures for Cancer and Aids, Global Warming and the Secret to Immortality.
I hope you guys don't mind me asking, but do you plan to park your flying saucer HERE? You can't do that, it's against board rules if I recall correctly.
BALDGUY is looking for some new ladies!
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Wait wait! I've got an even BETTER idea!
DON'T tell me you want the members back...