All comics by BenicioDelSmurfo

 

Jesus Behaves Like A Cunt To A Stranger. by BenicioDelSmurfo 9-14-01
You look funny. Fuck off.	Take me somewhere special, sweet tits. Sure thing, sexy.	You like it? Fuck off.

 

Bunnies and Scientists are enemies. by BenicioDelSmurfo 9-14-01
Jigga! Guess what. What?	What? Guess! Hmmm...	Yes. I give up. That is why you suck.

 

Yum-time in funland. by BenicioDelSmurfo 9-14-01
Hey there, Bill. duh...hi	Ya know, I've been thinking that maybe you should cut back on the drink. Ya know why? Because one day, you may get so drunk that you pass out and find yourself half eaten by zebras in the safari. kewl	Look, I'm only telling you because I want to be the one that eats you. Don't let the zebras win. that means alot

 

Destroying the competition! by BenicioDelSmurfo 9-16-01
Share some wisdom, Lord.	Hmm...	Ziggy sucks. Family Circus, too.

 

Super times in the zoo. by BenicioDelSmurfo 9-16-01
Watch this. Ok.	Suddenly, the elephant disappeared, and made Dan's head float. Fuck me! How'd you do it?	And thus, Dan never learned to trust a magical elephant ever again. (The omnicient elephant is saying this) Oh...wouldn't you like to know? Hahahahaha!

 

A Day In The Life Of Jolly Jim by BenicioDelSmurfo 9-19-01
Hey Jim. How are you doing? Terrible. Since I lost my job, the wife took the kids and left. I lost my house and now I live on the streets. I eat raw pigeons to survive. And things don't look like they will improve.	That's good to hear. I've never been better. I just got a promotion. Little Bradley is being scouted by the NBA. It's great. I just wish there was something I could do to give back to the community. Well, maybe you could spare some change? It'd be nice to buy a bottle of water to drink instead of having to wait for rain then drinking from the sewers.	Have you no shame? Greedy people like you sicken me. I love him.

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