A Day In The Life Of Jolly Jim

Author: BenicioDelSmurfo

Date: September 19, 2001

Hey Jim. How are you doing?
Terrible. Since I lost my job, the wife took the kids and left. I lost my house and now I live on the streets. I eat raw pigeons to survive. And things don't look like they will improve.
That's good to hear. I've never been better. I just got a promotion. Little Bradley is being scouted by the NBA. It's great. I just wish there was something I could do to give back to the community.
Well, maybe you could spare some change? It'd be nice to buy a bottle of water to drink instead of having to wait for rain then drinking from the sewers.
Have you no shame? Greedy people like you sicken me.
I love him.