Anybody need free shoes?

Author: BigFrank105

Date: January 20, 2003

by BigFrank105
1-20-03
*Glub Glub* Hey buddy, a little help here?
Whoa dude! What are you wearing on your feet!?
Cement shoes! Help me! I'm almost out of breath!
Man, how does a guy get a pair of shoes like that?
Become a Mafia squealer like me, and they'll give you a free pair!
Free shoes? Dang, who would have known the Mob could be so nice?