We shouldn't teach girls how to read

Author: BigFrank105

Date: January 22, 2003

by BigFrank105
1-22-03
Um, Jade, I was wondering if you would like to go to prom together? I promise I'll make the night special for you.
Hell no!
Uh, why? I thought we were good enough friends to go!
As far as I know, you'll probably want to leave early, take me back to your place, have sex with me, go on a few more dates with me, and never call me again.
Man, those damned Cosmo magazines are teaching girls a little too much!
And if you don't like my lipstick today, the store only had Celadon Sea, and I'm a Crimson Sun!