Pirate Joke

Author: BigFrank105

Date: February 3, 2003

by BigFrank105
2-03-03
Aaarrrr! Ye know what, Mr. Pimp? You and I, we got somethin' in common
C'mon! What could a pimp and a pirate have in common?
Aaarrrr! We both enjoy booty! Haaarrrr-haarrr-haarrr!
You're a dead man, Long John.
Aaarrrr! Fittin' me with a pair of cement shoes and sending me to Davy Jones' Locker seems more Mafia than pimp, but who am I to judge?
I'm down here for making a "ho" joke.