Death CAN be Funny!

Author: BigFrank105

Date: March 1, 2003

by BigFrank105
3-01-03
Sweeny General Hospital, Neon City. Clippit hears some horrible news
Well Clippit, I'm sorry to say that your friend Staplit has passed away
NOOOOO!!!! *Sob!*
Sorry son, but you shouldn't have dared him to take that wizz on the electric fence!
NOOOO! AND HIS WALLET GOT BURNT, JUST LIKE HE DID! I'M OUT $20! *Sob!*
10 minutes later, at Carson Funeral Home
We do have several packages that are very affordable, sir.
Nah, don't mind the fancy funeral. Just wrap him in newspapers, I'm sure he'd be happy.