Take that, Osama!

Author: BigFrank105

Date: March 13, 2003

by BigFrank105
3-13-03
Afghanistan: Secret Laboratory
Alright Mr. Blasto, your mission is twofold.
I'm all ears. (Wait, I don't have ears.)
You will seek out the most horrible nation on this planet and DESTROY IT!
Roger that, Osama!
2 minutes later.
Ah, shit.