I'm gonna die rich!

Author: BigFrank105

Date: April 26, 2003

by BigFrank105
4-26-03
...So you see, you're more likely to win the lottery than get attacked by a terrorist!
Wow! That stupid statistic made me feel safe! I love USA! Number 1!
Tim! Oh my God! We just won the powerball lottery! We're Millionaires!
Whaaa?
Wait, why do I feel so bad?
Excuse me, do you have a match so that I may light this load of dynamite?