You can't pick your friends, or your sides for that matter.

Author: BigFrank105

Date: September 24, 2003

by BigFrank105
9-24-03
I claim this land in the name of Jesus!
Screw that! We claim it in Jesus' name!
You have failed to cooperate! We will destroy you, for Jesus is on our side!
Fat chance! Jesus is with us! We will be victorious!
Hey Jesus, are you coming to watch the Season Premiere of "The Bachelor" or what?
Hang on a sec, I gotta see how this turns out.