She's down at the ole Bone(r) Yard

Author: BigFrank105

Date: October 13, 2003

by BigFrank105
10-13-03
Hey Tim, how are ya?
Pretty bad Trenchcoat Ted, Angie just sent me a nasty letter saying she's breaking up with me.
I don't mean to catch you off the rebound, but I'll bet I could find you a nice older girl.
REALLY? Awesome! What do I need?
"All you need is a shovel, Tim"... I swear to God I'm gonna kick that fucker's ass.