Random Whorishness

Author: BigFrank105

Date: May 3, 2005

by BigFrank105
5-03-05
Hey boys and girls! I have presents for all of you!
Uh, Mr. Elf, we've received reports that you've been handing out cocaine to children.
Cocaine? Sorry, I'm just a hand job elf.
Damn, you're not my guy. Can you still hook me up?