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| Hey Santa, if you're real and if you're such a nice guy, then why do you give rich kids more presents than poor kids? | |
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| It's really quite simple, Billy... | |
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| The moms of rich kids are hotter than poor ones, so Santa expects better sexual pleasure from them. The better the BJ, the more presents I give. | |
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| But I don't have a mom... | |
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| Well, your dad had to do. That's why you got nothing last Christmas. | |
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