Me in 70 years

Author: BigFrank105

Date: July 21, 2005

by BigFrank105
7-21-05
Hey Kevin, how's it goin'?
Not good, BigFrank. Theres been a bunch of necrophiliacs coming in this place lately and havin' their way with me!
Oh, them? Hah! I don't mind them at all!
Why?
The way I see it, I'm having more sex dead than I was alive.
That's right, you died a virgin!