Mailman Adventures:First Day On The Job

Author: BigJoker69

Date: November 21, 2006

by BigJoker69
11-21-06
Hi! My name is Rick and this is my first day as a Mailman.I thought it would be easy, but it really was harder then I thought.The first person I delivered to was John Mason.
Is that mail for me?
No sir. I'm giving it to you because it's someone else's.
He was pretty dumb.
oh really? Cool! Who am I giving it too?
George Bush.
I had to shoot him. The World can't have stupid idiots like him walking the streets of America.
Cool! I can meet the president!
I'm gonna put you out of your misorey now.