Don't Fear The Reaper

Author: Billigger

Date: September 16, 2001

by Billigger
9-16-01
So you see... Without me no one would ever die. If everyone lived forever the planet would become overcrowded and all earth's resources would be nonexistant...
...And of course there's the problem of fatal diseases not being fatal anymore, people getting old and decrepid, it'd be a bunch of skeletons lying around not doing anything... Understand?
Cheepum?
.... I don't know why I bother talking to you.