Don't fear the reaper

Author: Billigger

Date: September 16, 2001

by Billigger
9-16-01
You know, Bob, I don't want to sound Gay or anything... But sometimes the light hits your scythe in such a way that it reflects the beauty of you hood hole...
What's your point?
My point is.... Well.... Would you mind it so much.. If I... Kissed you?
Uh.... That's kind of weird.... But I guess if you really want to you can....
I can't believe you fell for that... You like... want me soooo bad...
You are an asshole, you know that?