Sigma: What The Fuck, Part One

Author: BlackhawkTC

Date: May 2, 2003

by BlackhawkTC
5-02-03
Jonathan, I think your AI has a problem with its holographic matrix.
What the hell makes you say that, Sera?
His matrix develops a funny irregularity in the groinal area whenever he sees me.
That... Uh, that... That just means he likes you.
God dammit. I'm a warship. I'm not equipped psychologically to deal with this shit.
The psychological issue's not the one I worry about...