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| We at Fox 3 are saddened to inform you that at 3:50 PM today, our network executives were all killed. | |
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| The interim board of executives has chosen to remove all reality programming immediately and replace them with quality shows such as "Firefly" and "Futurama". | |
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| Just kidding. We at Fox know that all that the real television viewers want is 24-7 reality shows. | |
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