His name is Matt, and his name is Hanzou!

Author: BladeJB

Date: August 29, 2002

by BladeJB
8-29-02
Meet Matt.. a normal guy that happens to like playing Nintendo games.
Hi, I'm Matt.. and I'm heavily anticipating Animal Crossing for the Nintendo GameCube!
Hmm, but isn't Animal Crossing only for children? Matt, you shouldn't be playing kiddy games! Grow up, Gawd!
Hee hee.. sure I'll go play tea party! And then we can play dollies! Hee hee hee! Oh, were you saying something narrator?
I guess Hanzou was right!
Mmm.. yeah, of course I was.. Nintendo fans are SO juvenile! Now then, I'm off to go play some Shrek!