Meet Ernie!

Author: BladeJB

Date: August 30, 2002

by BladeJB
8-30-02
H-Hi.. my name is Ernie. I am 38 years old, and have a pet here today. His name is Sprinkles. I also have trouble making friends.
Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely.. w-which is rather often since I'm a social reject.. me and Sprinkles like to play in the kitty litter.. y-yeah..
T-Th' litter may smell fishy, but me n' kitty play in it just th' same.. hee hee, heh.. I have problems.. I have problems.. hee hee, heh, heh.. *sigh*