Low blow, Jesus.. low blow!

Author: BladeJB

Date: September 8, 2002

by BladeJB
9-08-02
NOOOOOOO!
*sigh* Life stinks. Nobody likes me, and frankly.. I don't like myself! I should just kill myself and get it over with..
I'm here to save your life, Stick Man! And if unsuccessful, raid your pockets and empty your bank account!
What the...? Jesus, our lord himself? What the hell are you doing here?
*shrug* Personally, I stay th' hell away from churches! I'm nailed to a cross y'know, I have no defense against fondling!
Sheesh, Jesus.. aren't Christian charities enough to financially support th' Church?