I'd like a "shut" cooked medium well, with a side of "up"!

Author: BladeJB

Date: September 15, 2002

by BladeJB
9-15-02
Harvey's trying out some clever pick-up lines today. Let's watch..
Hi, my name's Harvey! Would you like to date an elite EverQuest player? I can camp like no other man, baby!
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Hi, my name's Harvey! How'd you like to try a man-steak, raw and hardcore, with a side of mashed potatoes?
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Haha, that was so cool! See ya next time, kids.. and don't try this at home!
Hi, my name's Harvey! Whoa baby, you're digital! With bump-mapping and stuff! How would you li-
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